dontcallmedarling: (my vengeance unfold)
murder and poor decision making skills ([personal profile] dontcallmedarling) wrote2015-02-24 02:27 am

[Let's Test Driving]

[Well, you've certainly lost you way, haven't you? By one way or another, you lost your path, and only now do you find yourself back to civilization. Well, kind of.

Whereever you were, you now find yourself at a tavern. There's shelllfish decorations everywhere, hearty patrons that look like they're straight from a renassiance faire, and lobster.

Hooo boy, is there lobster, and plenty of it. In fact, there's a bunch piled up, almost buffet style, at the front counter, next to a boisterous young man in armor that almost dwarfs him, taking a bite of the steamed seafood.
]

Great meal as always, Lobby, though the ale's still watered down! I thought you guys were working on gettin' something with a bit more kick to it?


[Well, there's food and drink, and maybe the guy in travelling garb and armor can tell you where the hell you ended up.]

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Should I worry? Will you storm my palace gates?

You should! I confess to oppress to impress my guests on quests!
artesmagicae: (To know what it means)

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Were my people ever to get a vote, they would vote --- Hahaha, for no else! Because I am the best of rulers, because I am the laziest of rulers!
artesmagicae: (It takes a little vanity)

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Conquer a kingdom and retire to throw the greatest of parties.
artesmagicae: (It takes a little vanity)

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
A tragic backstory and a cruel villain is the source of every justified adventure! Frolic through your storyline to its bitter conclusion!
artesmagicae: (You are the attraction)

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Clicks his fingers, and a bouquet of sunflowers appears. ]

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Isate, god of magic and chaos!
artesmagicae: (To know what it means)

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
I told you, I told you~ S-c-a-r-y~!
artesmagicae: (You are the attraction)

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
I am the cutest and freakiest of the pantheon, it is true! I thank you for your offering!

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Vague, smug gesture to the seafood he's being chowing on. ]

What paladin gives food to a chaos god?
artesmagicae: (You are the attraction)

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
I am fabulous and subtl- HAHHAHA, I am not! That is the filthiest of lies I have nearly spoken.

[personal profile] artesmagicae 2015-02-24 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Starts cackling like a supervillain. ]

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