[Let's Test Driving]

[dontcallmedarling]

[Well, you've certainly lost you way, haven't you? By one way or another, you lost your path, and only now do you find yourself back to civilization. Well, kind of.

Whereever you were, you now find yourself at a tavern. There's shelllfish decorations everywhere, hearty patrons that look like they're straight from a renassiance faire, and lobster.

Hooo boy, is there lobster, and plenty of it. In fact, there's a bunch piled up, almost buffet style, at the front counter, next to a boisterous young man in armor that almost dwarfs him, taking a bite of the steamed seafood.]

Great meal as always, Lobby, though the ale's still watered down! I thought you guys were working on gettin' something with a bit more kick to it?


[Well, there's food and drink, and maybe the guy in travelling garb and armor can tell you where the hell you ended up.]

Comments

[dontcallmedarling]

...What.

[I'M A PALADIN AND I'M CHILLING WITH A GOD OF MAGIC AND CHAOS.

I'M SO BAD AT THIS.]

[artesmagicae]

I told you, I told you~ S-c-a-r-y~!

[dontcallmedarling]

...Pfffhahahaha.

Man, that threw me for a loop! I don't normally meet gods every day. You can imagine why I freaked out there for a second!

[artesmagicae]

I am the cutest and freakiest of the pantheon, it is true! I thank you for your offering!

[dontcallmedarling]

Offering?

[artesmagicae]

[ Vague, smug gesture to the seafood he's being chowing on. ]

What paladin gives food to a chaos god?

[dontcallmedarling]

One who is not exactly the best at idetnifying a chaos god when he sees one.

[Heh. Heh heh.

I fucked up.]

[artesmagicae]

I am fabulous and subtl- HAHHAHA, I am not! That is the filthiest of lies I have nearly spoken.

[dontcallmedarling]

I am... not the most clever man you've ever seen.

[artesmagicae]

[ Starts cackling like a supervillain. ]

[dontcallmedarling]

[Just gonna. Scooch my barstool away a bit. No big deal. Clearly this guy is still TOTALLY LEGIT.]

[artesmagicae]

I am harmless, for you have amused me!

[dontcallmedarling]

Well, that's good, if nothing else, I consider myself someone who can amuse easily.

[High charisma is good for something, after all!]